Since we're in the mood of telling jokes, I shall contribute some too!
For those who take geog/took geog before:
Question : What is globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this is sent to you by a Canadian, using Bill Gates' technology which he got from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Philippine-made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you by a Chinese!
That's Globalization!!!
=D Heres another one: For those who know organic chem:
C164H256O68S2Na2 = Maitotoxin = a type of poison CHOSNa = NaCHOS Does that mean nachos are poisonous?